Yule Preparation Weirdness.

{In the midst of Yule prep, the woman drops everything and starts gathering all gold and gold-toned jewelry onto desk. Begins to arrange it artfully over the gold-toned, oak leaf tiara. Stops when she realizes this makes no sense. Looks up at the ceiling.}

Me: Um, universe, what does this have to do with Yule?

Universe: Shhh, just do it. It’s totally relevant.

Me: But-

Universe: {cuts in rudely. Despite being a disembodied , androgynous voice, it gives the impression of of being vaguely irritated and of waving his/her/its hand dismissively.} It’s important. Do it.


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